He'll try removing the eels teeth next. Also, is this animal abuse? I mean, do u really get a choice to fuck it or feed on it? Eww, eww, ewwie

Invasive Species? Man Hospitalized With Eel In Butt - http://huff.to/14Veh5c

Gay Marriage leads to gay sex, eh?

Gay Marriage Opponent Argues That Same-Sex Marriage Will Lead To Gay Sex http://www.businessinsider.com/mike-frey-testifies-on-gay-marriage-2013-3

Ok, so many things are wrong with this deluded man's argument.  A VANGINA is no more a barrier against HIV anymore than it can chomp off a man's dick in instances of rape.

If this man is a doctor, I suggest run! If he is not a doctor, his wife may want to see exactly where he got his material. ..im guessing he has dirty cookies on his laptop.

Ok, let's also talk about his vast medical knowledge of how AIDS is caused by sperm swimming into the bloodstream...ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

Not to mention the idea that men getting married will cause them to have sex..newsflash asshole...dudes have been getting it on for all of recorded history, it is not some new human perversion, in fact, homosexual behavior is prevalent throughout the animal kingdom.

Doesn't the fact that a percentage of the population who who don't have sex with people of the opposite sex, leaving room for you to have kids, actually strengthen your ignorant family?

And lastly,  you're also a sexist asshole..gay marriage is also for women to have loving families,  next you'll be preaching strapons cause AIDS.......

I think I'm done....what an asshole.

Bubba

Oh lawd, who burned dinner?

First black smoke from Sistine Chapel signals no new pope

Get your Dallas size fishbowls on before the Bloomberg law takes effect!

Bubba takes the Subway

So I was thinking about moving around someone on the 5 train, and which way would she think i was being most rude, going in front of her, or behind her? I've been elbowed in the ribs before, and I know how dangerous the NY underground can be. In fact, while writing this, a woman we'll call Precious, got out of her seat, and at which point, with a wet floor from the tracked snow, and my gymbag (and typing on my phone), I quickly sat down. Precious, although on her way off the train, loomed over me, and in a booming voice she sayeth "I was gonna give that to heh"! Oh, said I, I didn't realize the seat belonged to you, you must have been sitting there quite a while. I turned to the other woman, we'll call her Big Momma, we both smiled big and I said, "Miss, would you like to sit"? She said yes and sat down and thanked me....then the person behind me stood up, offering me that prime real-estate on the end, and harmony was restored, until I missed my stop...
- Bubba   

Ok, I just read an article in the most recent issue of Time Magazine, photo attached, about all this drama. I’m glad that Tsiskaridze was vindicated.... cuz honey, she look ready to throw acid in them eyes! (Photo also attached). Oh, and she said this “It is horrible what happened to [Filin}. But he is no one to me. He is Iksanov’s pawn”.

Bolshoi Ballet Dancer Confesses to Acid Attack http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2013/03/bolshoi-ballet-dancer-confesses-to-acid-attack/

I have a Russian work wifey. We share a funny accent where we schtarts all oursh schentences and wordsh like shish....for real... anyway, this posts is for her. I'm watching Russia's toughest prisons on Netflix.  These prisoners are on lockdown!  Watch if you want to see how it should be done for killers...but may I also add...these are cannibal murderers,  not minor drug offenses.